Monday, April 20, 2009

For the Love of Ray J Finale!



COCKTAIL, DANGER, UNIQUE – Who is it gonna be ????

10:03 I’m a die B – can you wrap it up? – Danger
10:04 HELLO you named her a$$ Danger, what did you expect?
And she has a MUSTACHE.
10:05 I like that the flashbacks have a more grainy feel.
10:06 Best line of the show “Trust me, in 6 months you will be behind bars”
Ray J’s mom/aka Whintey Houston ???
10:07 I’m not CRAZY, I’m INTELLIGENT and DIFFERENT. – Danger
(I gotta remember that one)
10:08 Whoa. He’s giving her the BOOT in the first 8 minutes. Sweet!
10:10 No more sleeping with one eye open. Ding Dong- Danger’s Dead!
I find Unique to be the Vanilla version of Jill Scott. Is that wrong?
10:11 I’m so excited! That I just can’t hide it !!!
10:15 Ooooh Unique is from Cleveland. There are a lot of Hungarians there.
OMG is Unique Hungarian? Let’s find out !!!
10:17 There is a complete 360 between Ray J the man and Ray J the singer. I
think you mean a 180 girl.
10:20 I want to say grace and bless RAY J.
Unique’s mom said GET IT and HIT IT. (oooh)
10:21 Okay this is awkward. Ray J is such a punk.
10:22 Excuuuuuuuuuse you – What are your intentions with my DAUGHTER?
10:28 I don’t want you to go !!! Don’t leave me here in CLEVELAND.
10:29 Sacramento. BLECH!
10:32 He’s scared to eat a goat ? so UNCULTURED!
10:32 GOAT DON’T FLOAT MY BOAT- ya dig???
10:34 Poor Ray J. He was out of his element. Culture Shock: Sacramento
10:42 Baby I’m so glad you picked this place (Alize).
Thanks VH1 for paying for it!
10:45 Unique has got CROCODILE TEARS.
10:46 Don’t give up the GOODIES unique. Noooooo!!!! Didn’t you watch “Rock of Love:Bus”???
Can a negro pull up his damn pants? Seriously.
10:52 I had a good time resting with you. (Is that what they are calling it these days?)
10:53 Unique stop LYING. You don’t like his morning breath)
10:54 Why is Cocktail jiggling her booty while curling her hair?
10:56 Why do all those hos have fake eyelashes?
11:00 There is still another ½ hour left !! WOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!
11:03 I feel the reason that you named me Cocktail because I’m a mixture of everything that you want in a woman.
11:04 She was counting the roses. LAME!
11:05 I gotta stripper pole in the shower!
11:06 How come every girl knows how to use a pole? Like SERIOSULY!
11:07 Please Ray J STOP SINGING !!!! You have a woman in your shower and a stripper pole. HELLO!
11:15 What if they picked up the same dress? Hello, it’s a boutique.
11:17 I love that he is pensive and looking out at the Vegas skyline.
11:19 Unique looks like she is about to jack someone up.
11:25 Yeah Unique, how did you feel about Ray J before ???
11:28 COCKTAIL IS THE WINNER BITCHES !!!!!