Handle that Scandal !

Tough Love- What's your Price?

2010-01-03T21:01:00.004-05:00

9:02 This is like a mix of Sabado Gigante/Price is Right !!!

9:05 Of course Taylor knows the price of the Movado watch- on the nose!

9:07 MY BOOBS! 11,000 dollars.

9:08 She dated a plastic surgeon just to get boobs??? This is a first.

9:13 "Cuz they're breok."- Taylor

9:17 Our shit connects.

9:19 What is the deal with the dress thing? Ladies, get a life.

9:20 He's looking good, he's looking All-American. - Liz

9:26 What's your favorite 80s band?

9:32 Angel- let's talk. Do you have a credit card? Do you have a bank card?
Why did you buy

9:41 I think Taylor needs an intervention - let's do it while we're drunk and in a hot tub.- Lauren

9:44 You are too hungry! You are a maneater!

9:56 Puppy Dog eyes from Liz. That's not gonna work for me.

Ms. Berry's Breakdown !!!

2009-12-14T23:02:00.005-05:00

10:58 I went to Hebrew school- it was called WESLEYAN. (Pre Ray J banter)

11:02 This show is a Broke ass amazing race right now!!!

11:04 This reminds me of America's Next Top Model and their foolery (running around different cities).

I'm going to go eat shit if he asks me too!!!- HEARTBREAKER

11:08 EXTRA just ate like 4 chili hot dogs. WOW that's real love.

11:09 Why does the bodyguard need a stop watch to time these women eating chili hotdogs?

11:13 Why do they need 4 men at the basketball hoop??

11:18 Caliente is dressed like a Harlem Globetrotter.

11:24 Mz. Berry has a breakdown about coming in last. OMG.

11:32 Caliente can't conjugate the present continuous but she knows the word "aphrodisiac"????

11:36 I didn't know I was gonna feel like this !!!

11:38 OMG she didn't just leave 4 poems under his door.

11:41 I am feeling like a crazy person. Maybe because you are a crazy person Mz. Berry.

11:48 Extra is a hot mess. She's coming to his room with questions on broke ass piece of paper.

11:56 Nobody has fought harder than I have !!!!

11:58 EXTRA gets the boot !!!!!!

For the Love of Ray J, Se.2 Ep. 6 - Brandy's Back!

2009-12-07T22:55:00.005-05:00

11:02 OK Extra is still insane- which version of her multiple personalities will she be today?

11:04 Jaguar your ship has sailed!!! If you didn't kiss him when you were wearing just a thong, you won't kiss him later.

11:05 MOESHA is back !!!!! Hallelujah.

11:06 Okay seriously I know her real name is Leila, and that may be biased, but I feel that she is fantastic! Her yellow outfit is bananas. She is a crazy bee.

11:07 I think it should be a feature in every episode that at least one person needs subtitles.

11:11 See, I can't stop loving myself (leila/exotica) because she was singing in portuguese. i love the music of that language.

11:13 Me gustan las reinas de oro !!!

11:15 WOLF PACK??? Terrible name. She-wolf pack would have been better.

11:17 Afro-electricity baby !!!!

11:18 I've got RAY J Fever.

11:19 Please tell me Jaguar and Ray J have another awkward date.

11:21 Their date is so budget! Jaguar is still wearing her outfit from the singing competition.

11:22 I started getting tear-eyed because i've been hurt before. -Jaguar (why are you on this reality show jaguar???)

11:28 Didn't he do this same song with Cocktail ????

11:29 She so wants to be a singer. It's so transparent !!!

11:30 This show should be called "Ray J's" harem.

11:34 The best thing about what's happening is what's happening.

11:37 Jaguar has no waist or hips. I am scared.

11:40 Caliente clock-blocked Exotica.

11:44 I'm what you would call a white.

Extra is SELF-DESTRUCTING in the game.

11:45 Operation: cock block has begun !!!

11:50 Every time it gets down to 2 glasses, i always say "2 girls, 1 cup".

11:56 She is dressed like a genie. - Lauren re: Exotica

Tough Love Episode 3!

2009-11-29T21:01:00.005-05:00

Even before the show starts i learned "sexy is the square root of sex"

9:02 Confident, Fun, Approachable (Apparently this is what guys want)

9:03 Sexy was born the day that I was born! - Taylor

9:04 Is this the same Angel that strips ???

9:06 The quiet ones are always the freaks.

Oh snap! Steve flipped the script and showed the men their sexy photos!! Hilarity ensues.

9:19 ok i had a food break. (sorry about that...i shouldn't have left you without a dope beat to step to.)

9:20 I was "tickled pink" when i found out I was going cage fighting.- Liz

9:26 Why are they allowed to do sleeper holds on this show?

9:27 Ok business lady just transformed into Michelle Obama.

9:28 "If you are good on your feet, your probably good off your feet" - Steve
(what does this mean???)

9:30 Jenna needs to get it together. Look woman you're attractive!

9:31 Why are these women acting like they have never seen hot guys before???

9:36 This montage of dancing is CRAZY! i can't even describe this foolery.

9:39 Taylor fell asleep at the table. too much white wine. sigh- what else is old?

9:40 Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon. - Taylor

9:42 Sally is the "winner"!

9:49 Uhoh. do i or do i not date the cage fighter?

9:50 There are 2 in the hot seat! A "tough love" first.

For the Love of Ray J 2, Episode 3

2009-11-23T22:58:00.016-05:00

11:03 And now we're off !!! THANK GOODNESS.

11:05 MZ BERRY is getting scared about her feeling for Ray. How about the feelings for your two kids who you left at home??? Yeah, let's talk about that !!!

11:05 I'm used to getting just what I want by smiling- ADORABLE

11:06 A warehouse? Costumes? Is this a porno?

11:07 Evan: Like Diddy needs MORE PUBLICITY.
Leila: I know right? This show comes on before "I wanna work for Diddy".

11:09 I have never had a photo shoot experience but I know how to dress men - ADORABLE

11:14 A bed is the symbol of the night. - FLOSSY

11:16 They have taken Sean John and Ray J to the moon. Maybe that's a good thing.

11:17 He looked like a gangsta gymnast - LUSCIOUS

11:21 JAGUAR and Ray J solo date. Seems like you just reused the Sean John set to make the date. Lame.

11:24 Flippin' the script...now Ray J is taking photos of JAGUAR.

11:25 How can JAGUAR not want to kiss Ray J ?? Like why are you prancing around in panties if you're not interested in at least a smooch? Ray J got rejected 2 times- hahahahahaa.

Seriously the replay of the failed kiss (#2) was EPIC. God bless the editors of this show.

11:30 I'm keepin' it one hunded (meaning: I'm keeping it one hundred percent honest) - Ray J

11:31 We would have came back with chapped lips. That's how much I would have been kissing him. - EXTRA

11:32 A jacuzzi is a perfect place for people to get to know one another.- Ray J

11:33 Can you imagine calling your mom asking her for a pep talk for being on "For the Love of Ray J"???

11:37 Every time I watch this show it makes me so happy I don't have in L.A.

11:38 You know what I like about you? How much you say "like". - Ray J

11:39 I can see that PLATINUM's days are numbered. She's not dynamic enough to me.

11:40 I took them to a BOMB ASS hamburger spot. - Ray J

11:41 Revelation: Heartbreaker is a stripper!!!

HEARTBREAKER can make her booty clap???? I ain't seen her booty make no kind of applause!!!- Ray J

11:42 She's acting like I'm a stripper full-time. I just get on the pole when there is nothing to do at the bar. - HEARTBREAKER

11:43 ADORABLE - get it together. It's a competition!!!

11:49 Yes Ray J speaks in the 3rd person, you're not going crazy.

11:51 HEARTBREAKER is a Latina Amy Winehouse.

11:52 Three girls, 1 glass. I'm on the edge of my seat.

11:53 Is that Popper P-O-P-P-E-R or Pauper P-A-U-P-E-R ??? - Hayley

11:54 Does he work for Orville Redenbacher????- Hayley

11:59 JAGUAR got a glass. ADORABLE goes home. Can't wait for next week !!!

Tough Love- EPISODE 2 !!!

2009-11-22T21:00:00.005-05:00

9:02 UH OH. They don't seem too happy that Taylor is here.

9:03 Why are they hating on Taylor? They don't even know her.

THAT'S MY EFFIN' BED !!!! - Taylor

By seniority I am getting that bed. Like who cares so much about a bed ???

9:04 Today we are learning about Communication...at a theme park.

Seriously where are they getting these men from? They seem half-way decent. They must not be getting them from Craigslist.

9:06 Taylor looks like a deranged/broke ass OOMPA LOOMPA.

9:07 "I love Carnies" - Steve

9:08 Why do they have to wear a blindfold???

9:09 This is too much. They are getting dunked in the pool like carnies. I love it.

9:10 Ugh i am sick of seeing this commercial for "Did you hear about the morgans"? like for serious.

9:14 Why didn't they roll their pants legs up if they were sitting in a dunking pool?

9:15 "You're like the most amazing person I've ever met." - i wouldn't recommend saying that on a first date.

9:17 "My heart just melted and turned into the stuff that Gushers are made of". - Liz

9:18 YES!! They are getting makeovers.

9:20 "YOU LOOK LIKE SIMBA !!!" - Steve

9:21 This is like boot camp, they are the gonna shave their heads, dehumanize them and build them up again. It's like "Full Metal Jacket" !!!

Where are you going to go Taylor?? This is L.A.!!! You walking out of a salon and threatening to leave the show is an empty threat.

9:25 Taylor you look like you are wearing an Othello game!!!

9:29 These chicks went from unbeweaveable to unbelievable.

9:30 OMG these poor women is walking in to a BROKE ASS version of "Eyes Wide Shut".

9:31 Rocky is a stunt woman !!! Thank goodness this explains so much more.

9:33 The only think I know about Chicago is OPRAH. (okay man you need to get out more)

9:34 Angel is clearly too disillusioned from being a stripper...sigh.

9:42 Taylor and Rocky are the craziest bitches in the house.

Taylor's makeover went from Simba to Elvira. TRAGIC.

9:43 Group session!

9:44 Rocky did the best this week ! SURPRISE !

9:50 Don't say you want a boy girl, say you want a MAN !!!! Do I have to quote the spice girls everyday "I wanna man, not a boy who thinks he can" ("too much")

9:51 Ok he may not be the love of your love but he might be a barometer for what you do want. (good advice from Steve)

9:57 Taylor's reaction shots are the best!

9:58 "Steve is good cop and bad cop in one"- Lauren

WHO SMASHED THE HOMEY ???

2009-11-16T16:33:00.004-05:00

11:01 Excuse youuuuuu how you gonna draw Ray J like a criminal? My baby is not a criminal! (OMG she acted like she was drawing a sketch for a broke ass "America's Most Wanted" episode)

11:03 "Broke ass" is the phrase of the night because now this show has turned into a broke ass "America's Best Dance Crew! Playa Please....or in spanish "jugador por favor"

11:05 One female is looking familiar ! Real familiar ! - (DJ DRE SINATRA re: One of the girls in the crew- uh oh i think he is the homey that got smashed!)

11:11 I hope that Luscious lied about being celibate cuz that would be awesome.

11:12 Like for serious I can't stand LaLa. She is a cow and the worst MTV vj in history/herstory.

11:13 EXTRA said they prayed before they went out on stage. She is going to fall from grace soon and it's going to be unforgettable. I can feel it.

11:13 Why does everyone hate STRIPPERS ????

11:15 Okay the blue team got BOOED. Sting Rays ? Lame ass name.

11:16 The editing between Luscious and the DJ is too much !!! I want to meet the editors of this program and give them a big hug.

11:20 It's a commercial and I am on the edge of my seat! What will happen between Luscious and Ray-J ??? Can he get over her smashing the homey??? Inquiring minds want to know!

11:21 Lala looks like someone but I can't put my finger on it. OKAY...wait I kinda got it. It's a mix between Raven Symone and one of the Sister, Sister twins. Something like that.

11:23 CALIENTE- ¿¿¿ porqué estás llorando ???? :-(

11:24 LUSCIOUS and PLATINUM are in my bathroom!

11:25 MZ BERRY- llllllaaaaaddddddddyyyyyyyy in red!

11:26 LAVA is a man-eater and man-beater !!! I can't wait for her to erupt !!!

11:27 I want to take them to the club. Something "urbanrific" !!!! - Ray J

11:28 LAVA is freakin' this dude like it's going out of style. This is sooooo not grown n' sexy.

11:29 Sleep with one eye open Ray-j because LAVA is insane. Now I am thinking she might be the DANGER of this house.

11:30 "Did LAVA just order me to stay in my room?? Like I am grounded ????"- Ray J

11:32 "The things I'm learnin', the got me concernin'" - (Lauren's take on Ray J's predicament)

11:34 "Why does every movie that takes place outside of NY have a bear in it?" - Lauren re: commercial for that new movie with SJP and Hugh Grant

11:35 "WANNA BE BAPTIZED" ????? - Ray J's line in the hot tub

11:36 "Fatal Attraction 2" starring LAVA !!!

11:38 Okay seriously LAVA needs to get MOLLY WHOPPED. She is a hot mess.

11:39 JUST RIGHT looks like a broke ass version of the platinum blonde chick in the "Big Poppa" video. You know who I am talking about? The one in the hot tub?

11:41 Do you know him?.......Do you KNOW him? ;-)

11:42 "He's my friend on Twitter" (LUSCIOUS regarding her relationship between Luscious and the DJ Dre Sinatra That's some bullshit and you know it!!!)

11:43 PLATINUM- you have known LUSCIOUS for like 2 days (max!!!). Why are you crying about how she smashed a homey and how this might affect her chances with RAY J???

11:49 WHAT IS CALIENTE (NOT) WEARING ????

11:50 Literally EXOTICA is wearing her underwear to the elimination ceremony.

11:51 Wait a minute? (PUN INTENDED....cuz that's a RAY J song)....are 2 girls going home tonight ??? DOUBLE THE CRYING !!!!

11:53 Okay this Subway commercial is creepy as all hell !!!

11:57 LAVA got kicked to the curb along with JUST RIGHT. Good riddance!

Jaguar is wearing red-lipstick with a black/white dress. It looks like a zebra got slaughtered.

11:58 "She's dressed like an 80s mob wife" - Lauren re: Luscious' outfit (I agree Lauren)

OMG can't wait till next week. Arrrrghhhh when is DANGER coming back ??? I can't wait to be trapped in the "DANGER ZONE".

TOUGH LOVE SEASON 2 (SEASON PREMIERE) !!!

2009-11-15T20:44:00.011-05:00

OMG my roommate just told me that this episode is 1.5 hours !!

9:00 PM 20,000 women applied to this show !!!

9:01 OMG is Taylor back ??? To what do I owe this pleasure??

9:03 "Nobody knows single women like I do!" - Steve

9:03 How could you pick 8 women out of 20,000? That's quite a task.

9:04 OMG i noticed that Drew Barrymore is an executive producer of this. Good grief.

9:06 Rocky is a broke ass Joan Jett. And she has 32 ANIMALS at her house????
Oh this is going to be a hot tranny mess for sure.

9:09 Miss Gold Digger has an alias. London Dupris ??? Could your name be any faker ????

You should have named her Miss Thang! That would have been way cooler.

9:11 TEN WEEKS !!!! YESSSSS!!!!!!!!

9:15 I hate these damn Nuva Ring commercials. So insulting.

9:17 They have to write down that they want in a man on a blow up doll. AWESOME.

9:20 Damn. Steve is schooling these chicks. WOW.

9:21 I am a gold digger ???? We are in a recession right now!!! (that was her retort !!! hahahaaha)

9:28 Oh for heavens sake he is calling their asses out in the middle of Universal Studios. He is cutthroat.

9:31 the MOST LOWEST self-esteem ??? I think you mean the LEAST ??? - Lauren (my housemate)

9:32 Get plastic surgery if you are not happy! You need to see Dr. Phil. Ummmm hello! Dr. Phil is not a plastic surgeon.

9:33 You see that much cake on your face then something is wrong. (so i guess less is more, when it comes to make-up)

9:36 OMG. New Project. Remake the film "Shock Corridor" with Steve Ward. SHOCK THERAPY!

9:38 "She looks just like that guy from Aerosmith...Steve Tyler"- Aaron (my housemate)

9:43 The flower on Angel's head is ridick.

9:45 Promise Ring ??? What am I - a Jonas Brother ???

9:47 All of Rocky's luggage was just a speaker.

9:49 Oh for heaven's sake I am so not over Rocky's rap. I thought that she was a broke ass Joan Jett, now she is a broke ass Eminem.

9:49 That elevator is GOING DOWN- TO UNEMPLOYMENT!! -Aaron (re: a commercial that i didn't see because i was typing)

9:52 Fill the emotional potholes in your life !!! That's deep !!!

9:57 It's not like we're going to the Waldorf.

9:59 I love how Steve is actually driving them to this speed dating thing. He is like their dad.

10:03 SPEED DATING !!!!! There were 32 flavors of deliciousness and i wanted to sample them all !!!

10:04 Kanisha looked like she was doing quality control on an assembly line !!!

10:05 I like your shirt. That's a tree !!!! Okay Captain Obvious!!

10:06 You have a John Deere tattoo on your ass. You are special !!!

10:07 You can't say Daddy to me - that turns me on !!!! - Rocky (OMG she is on crack)

10:08 ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW !!!!

10:13 You look beautiful. No- You look beautiful !!!

10:15 SSSSSUUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE - one girl's response to dating a guy named Austin

10:16 She said her favorite place was VEGAS. (sigh)

10:18 SHE'S VERY VANILLA FOR A CHOCOLATE GIRL. (this show cracks me up!)

10:19 Would you like to date her??? Welll...I'd like her in a street fight!

"They can kick my ass in a K-mart parking lot !!!"- Rocky (Wow. she is getting more and more insane as the day goes on)

10:24 Kanisha (a.k.a. LONDON DUPRIS) was worse than Rocky. That's brutal.

10:27 "If you're not on board, get the hell off!"- Steve (i love how he is out for blood)

10:27 HEY WHORES !!! - Taylor (YEAH SHE IS BACK !!!)

10:28 "I shouldn't have to give you an electric shocks to make you a pleasant person!"- Steve (this quote only further confirms a remake of "Shock Corridor")

For the Love of Ray J Season 2 Episode 2 !!!!

2009-11-09T22:57:00.009-05:00

I've Seen Better Actin' in Tough Actin' Tinactin Ladies

11:03 How is you readin' the BIBLE ?????

Do I wanna be Bible girl today or a slut whore??? I ask myself the same question every morning.

Why is Ray-J on a web cam like that? Like you haven't even brushed your teeth yet and you are sending the women a message? you nasty !!!

11:06 Getting wasted = Writer's Block

"Luscious" is a BROKE A$$ Shakira-Mariah Carey hybrid.

11:07 This one chick is writing her own book "The Love of Lust". I can't wait to buy that on 125th street soon.

11:11 Commercial for "Tough Love" YES!!!!!!

11:13 This chick has a THICK Southern accent.

DO they have a teleprompter cuz this dialogue is TOO bananas.

11:14 It's going to be like a HIP HOP-ERA !!!!

RAY J and "JAGUAR" are in a BROKE A$$ "TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET"! AMAZING !!!!

11:15 Awwwww. Ray J is so nice to these crazy women. This chick didn't even write a script. She's probably illiterate anyway.

11:16 I wanna play with your mini-bar !!! (Ok I am crying now)

11:18 Whoa! She called Ray J "ANTONIO"!! Wait am I watching the tv show "My Antonio"???

11:21 Seriously this montage is too much. I can't type fast enough !!!

11:22 Is she SEXY or is she CONSERVATIVE ???

11:28 I feel like I won an Oscar !!! Clearly "Jaguar" is using this show as a platform to become a singer.

11:29 Ray J - your flashbacks are ill !!!!

11:32 Argument on the toilet !!! This is new for reality tv !!!!

11:33 I am fucking "LAVA" and i will erupt !!! Mt. Vesuvius up in this bitch !!!

11:38 "Extra" is EXTRA DEMENTED and DELUSIONAL and quite possibly EXTRA TERRESTRIAL.

11:42 "Gifts" is not gifted !!!

11:43 When are we going to find out that "Trouble" is a porn star ?

11:45 "Extra" is the "Danger" of this season. HOT MESS.

11:53 "Gifts" got sent home... ADIOS BIG BOOBS!!!

11:56 BLAME IT ON THE AL-AL-AL-COHOL !!!!! (they all have the same excuse!!!)

11:57 "Extra" is insane! I can't wait till she starts speaking in tongues. Maybe she will get possessed by the devil and they will have to call an exorcist. Please let that happen. Please Please !!!

11:59 Another chick smashed a homey ????? YESSSSSSS!!!!

For the Love of Ray J 2- Season Premiere !!!

2009-11-02T23:44:00.004-05:00

To what do I owe this pleasure ???? Ray J is coming on at 2pm and they said that the premiere is at 9pm. Well i guess the desperate housewives types need something to watch during the day. ;)

1:59 I am so excited, that I just can't hide it ! I have been waiting for this premiere for months!!

This intro to Ray J's internal monologue looks like a broke a$$ remake of the "excuse me miss" video with jay-z and pharrell.

2:01 Sharmisa, Franshelle !!!! What are these names ???

2:02 LEILA IS ON THE SHOW !!! OMG and it's not me thank the Lord.

2:03 OMG they just had to bleep out someone's va-jay jay.

2:04 They just bleeped out Leila's boobie. Leila has an accent. I think Leila is the new Caviar. OMG.

2:04 4 minutes into the show and they are already drinking !!!

2:09 First impressions are important. Amen to that.

2:10 I wear my sunglasses at night, so i can, so i can see. (Ray J it's pitch black outside, take off the shades!)

2:11 No he did not just say that he feels like Barack Obama- "YES WE CAN". Ray J please don't quote Barack again.

2:12 Why do these women all hate strippers ??? It's so counter-productive.

2:15 EXTROvert is not the same as EXTRAordinary. EXTRO is not EXTRA.

2:16 Flossy you don't have a four head, you got an EIGHT head (stole that line from "Do The Right Thing"- Thanks Spike Lee)

2:17 Paradise. NO! Pair of Ds (as in boobs). SIGH

2:18 Fettucini? More like Fat-accini. These women are out for blood.

2:24 Ray J: I'm going to teach you "urban dictionary".

2:26 Mz Berry's divorce got finalized the day before she got to this show !!! STOP IT!!! This is too good !!! Also she has two kids, aged 14 and 8. You left your children to hang out at this house??? You are NOT getting a mother's day gift this year lady.

2:29 This girl just asked him his top 5 singers. LAME. What is this ??? Your game is weak.

2:31 It's not like i am trying to smash you on the first night !!!!

2:32 Even if you are a celebrity smasher you don't have to go brag about it !!!
Wow the quotes this season are too good!

2:37 Fettucini is so LONG ISLAND in all the worst ways.

2:39 I don't want to go home to my children! That's what some of these women are really saying. SAD.

2:40 I love how Diego has a herpes sore. AWESOME.

2:44 There is a commercial and i just saw my friend on a hot pockets commercials.

2:47 Maybe i shouldn't have told him a bout my celibacy. HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHA.

2:53 Good thing you booted Diego out. She thinks she's Ray J's agent and she keeps bragging about how much she knows about R&B. RAY J isn't a real singer. COME ON.

2:57 Fettucini got booted out and was crying. HAHAAHHAHAHAA.

This season is going to be ggggggrrrrrrreaaaaaaaattttt :)

LIVE BLOG: Oprah & the '93 MJ Interview

2009-09-16T16:00:00.004-04:00

4:01 Oprah's dog is cute !

4:03 I just used a banana as a phone to imitate a phone call with Oprah and Michael.

4:04 Oprah is singing stuff from "The Wizard of Oz". Oprah, you can do lots of things but singing is not one of them.

4:05 2700 ACRE RANCH !!! You learn something new everyday.

4:07 Michael's eyeliner is poppin'.

4:14 I love that MJ always has highwater pants and loafers. It's so classic for him. He never strayed from this.

4:16 MJ said "Tito". WORD OF THE DAY!!! :)

4:18 There was a lot of crying going on when MJ was growing up. :(

4:19 Oprah: Why haven't you done an interview for 14 years? Michael: I didn't have anything important to say. (really?)

4:20 Mike would get so sick he would barf sometimes (about his dad). Uhoh...i don't want to cry now too! :(

4:21 Joe Jackson's eyebrows are reminiscent of Joan Crawford. NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!

4:26 There is no such thing as skin bleaching ???? - Is that true ???

4:27 "You see he got a little testy there" - Oprah on asking MJ about his skin color.

4:29 He said that he only had 2 surgeries in the 1993 interview, and he said 2 in 2002 with Martin Bashir? Michael I love you but you are LIE-TELLING!

4:33 The music compels me to grab by crotch!

"I'm a Slave to the Rhythm" !!! (quote of the episode)

4:36 Brooke Shields and another girl !!! (MJ's been in love with 2 women)

4:38 Oprah asked him if he was a virgin. BOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!

4:43 Liz Taylor was just hanging around the house??? She's the one that set off the alarm in the earlier segment.

4:44 GET THAT MAN A CHAIR !!! - Lauren

4:45 I feel like I am watching an episode of "Designing Women". Liz Taylor looks like one of the lost Sugarbaker sisters.

4:51 DO NOT WE ALL remember that performance? (re: MJ's Motown performance)

4:56 Yeah, stop interrupting Oprah !!!

4:59 It's over ??? I WANT MORE :-/

B-Rock's Speech to Joint Session of Congress

2009-09-09T20:19:00.011-04:00

8:00-8:13 STOP SHAKING HANDS WITH EVERYONE. YOU ALREADY KNOW THESE PEOPLE !!!

8:14 HELLO! Is anyone going to say anything???? I've been here for 14 minutes.

8:15 Is someone taking a picture with an iphone? FAUX PAS !!!

8:19 I really think that Nancy Pelosi is losing weight. She's starting to look like a LOLLIPOP head.

8:20 I had to remind Lauren that all of the people in this room are DRUNK- much like every reality show we watch.

8:21 I HEART JO BIDEN' MY TIME :-)

8:21 Michelle you are so pretty in pink. Jill is bodacious in blue. :o)

8:22 These stories are sobering Barack. No one should be denied Health Care !!!

8:24 Our Healthcare problem IS our deficit problem.

8:28 The time for bickering is over. Preach on.

I'm turning this car around. It's all left turns from here (that's a Chris Rock reference)

8:30 Yeah really REPEAT yourself Obama because these people are stupid.

8:31 Am I broke cuz I'm sick or am I sick cuz I'm broke ???

8:32 Leverage! I like this word.

8:33 He raised his voice- time to stand up!

8:34 What's that guy's name? John McEnroe...John McCain.

8:35 Nancy Pelosi is a chameleon blending into the American flag.

Side Note: What is UP with all these BUSTED monochromatic suits ??? HILLARY!!!

8:37 Barack said "BOGUS" !!!

8:38 UH OH. Tension about health care for illegal immigrants.

Who was that guy with the "WHAT BILL" sign ? This isn't a baseball game !!!

8:41 PUBLIC OPTION!

8:43 "That's a very interesting move. That's a very interesting move." - Evan

8:45 Thank you for providing me with choices, Barack.

8:46 I feel bad for Nancy Pelosi- she's kind of a glorified cheerleader. JAZZ HANDS!

8:47 These people are clapping so lamely. GOLF CLAP. :(

8:48 Seniors. That's right JOE LIEBERMAN. We're lookin' at you !!!

"Healthcare Reform: HOLLA 4 a DOLLA" a novel by Leila Estes

8:49 Dianne Feinstein aka THE MINX :)

8:50 There is so much hateration here!

8:54 1/10th of what now ????????

8:55 I'm holding up a bill. I'm so hardcore.

8:57 Jo Biden only has pupils. Where are the whites of his eyes (sclera) ????
Yes, I looked up sclera because I know that there had to be a scientific word for "the whites of the eyes".

9:00 Okay B-rock it's 9:00. Let's wrap it up... NOT !!! I adore you :)

9:02 I still believe too B-Rock.

9:03 The party is over. DRINKS IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM !!! :)

JON and K8 + H8 !!!

2009-09-08T22:01:00.004-04:00

Live Blogging an Interview with Jon Gosselin. His first interview ALONE (in 4 years I think)

10:02 "She (K8) doesn't speak for HERSELF. She doesn't speak from the

HEART !!!"

10:04 I just saw K8's stomach after sextuplets- OMG. This is getting too real.

10:05 Awww they look so cute back in the day. K8 was so happy when Jon proposed. Oh what a difference a decade makes...

10:08 I was verbally abused!

10:09 Damn, John snapped. This is what happens when you don't have fun in your 20s.

10:10 He said he despised K8- that's brutal bro.

10:11 Commercial Break! Oh weep for me, I got brainwashed like the "Manchurian Candidate"- my latest thought on Jon Gosselin.

10:15 He just made made up a new word--- "paparazzid". (verb)

10:16 "I don't even know why I got married"- K8 @ the dining room table

10:17 In 10 years, I never went out ! That's not a good sign. That's called PRISON.

10:18 K8 took Jon's ring! Scandalous!

10:19 $22,000 therapy bill ! "BROOOOOOO you went to marriage counseling by yourself- bad sign." -Lauren

10:20 Why would I want to be here when I could be snowboarding???- Jon

10:21 The daughter of K8's plastic surgeon is Jon's new gf ??? The plastic surgeon's office is the place to be. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Debbie Rowe!

10:28 The sofa is very important to Jon.

OMG, what if Hallie gets preggo? OMG Now, that would be B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

10:29 Divorced Dad’s Club with K-Fed !!!!! PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE !!!!

10:32 OH NO THE SHOW IS OVER! I need more !!!!! Guess I’m going to turn on “Tool Academy 2 ” now.

Kevin Federline- Why Can't I quit you ???

2009-09-07T19:19:00.002-04:00

I wrote the biography of Kevin Federline! K-Fed---> K-Fed Up ---> K-Fed Ex ---> K- Call the Feds---> K- Well Fed. THE END!

For the Love of Ray J Finale!

2009-04-20T22:13:00.003-04:00

COCKTAIL, DANGER, UNIQUE – Who is it gonna be ????

10:03 I’m a die B – can you wrap it up? – Danger
10:04 HELLO you named her a$$ Danger, what did you expect?
And she has a MUSTACHE.
10:05 I like that the flashbacks have a more grainy feel.
10:06 Best line of the show “Trust me, in 6 months you will be behind bars”
Ray J’s mom/aka Whintey Houston ???
10:07 I’m not CRAZY, I’m INTELLIGENT and DIFFERENT. – Danger
(I gotta remember that one)
10:08 Whoa. He’s giving her the BOOT in the first 8 minutes. Sweet!
10:10 No more sleeping with one eye open. Ding Dong- Danger’s Dead!
I find Unique to be the Vanilla version of Jill Scott. Is that wrong?
10:11 I’m so excited! That I just can’t hide it !!!
10:15 Ooooh Unique is from Cleveland. There are a lot of Hungarians there.
OMG is Unique Hungarian? Let’s find out !!!
10:17 There is a complete 360 between Ray J the man and Ray J the singer. I
think you mean a 180 girl.
10:20 I want to say grace and bless RAY J.
Unique’s mom said GET IT and HIT IT. (oooh)
10:21 Okay this is awkward. Ray J is such a punk.
10:22 Excuuuuuuuuuse you – What are your intentions with my DAUGHTER?
10:28 I don’t want you to go !!! Don’t leave me here in CLEVELAND.
10:29 Sacramento. BLECH!
10:32 He’s scared to eat a goat ? so UNCULTURED!
10:32 GOAT DON’T FLOAT MY BOAT- ya dig???
10:34 Poor Ray J. He was out of his element. Culture Shock: Sacramento
10:42 Baby I’m so glad you picked this place (Alize).
Thanks VH1 for paying for it!
10:45 Unique has got CROCODILE TEARS.
10:46 Don’t give up the GOODIES unique. Noooooo!!!! Didn’t you watch “Rock of Love:Bus”???
Can a negro pull up his damn pants? Seriously.
10:52 I had a good time resting with you. (Is that what they are calling it these days?)
10:53 Unique stop LYING. You don’t like his morning breath)
10:54 Why is Cocktail jiggling her booty while curling her hair?
10:56 Why do all those hos have fake eyelashes?
11:00 There is still another ½ hour left !! WOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!
11:03 I feel the reason that you named me Cocktail because I’m a mixture of everything that you want in a woman.
11:04 She was counting the roses. LAME!
11:05 I gotta stripper pole in the shower!
11:06 How come every girl knows how to use a pole? Like SERIOSULY!
11:07 Please Ray J STOP SINGING !!!! You have a woman in your shower and a stripper pole. HELLO!
11:15 What if they picked up the same dress? Hello, it’s a boutique.
11:17 I love that he is pensive and looking out at the Vegas skyline.
11:19 Unique looks like she is about to jack someone up.
11:25 Yeah Unique, how did you feel about Ray J before ???
11:28 COCKTAIL IS THE WINNER BITCHES !!!!!

The Lost Faces of Michael Jackson: Part 2

2008-10-30T00:00:00.004-04:00

Dear Michael Delorenzo,

What happened to you? You were on NYPD Blue in the 90s and that was poppin'. Now what? It seems that you made a cd - no comment. I don't want to think of you only as one of MJ's lost faces. You were in the "Beat It" video so you need to stop frontin' like you weren't trying to be one of his lost faces. And your name is Michael. Come on now!

Love,

Handle that Scandal

Excessive Quote Marks

2008-10-25T03:21:00.003-04:00

This picture pretty much sums up the campaign. John Mcain and Dr. Evil are pretty similar- both are stuck in the past, pal around with malicious cohorts and use quote marks way too much. Period, the end !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Lost Faces of Michael Jackson

2008-10-21T19:10:00.003-04:00

I have a theory. I don't know all the answers to the world's questions, but I do wonder about Michael Jackson- alot ! I have a feeling that when he sheds
a layer of his face, it goes to someone else to balance out the universe.

Here's an example: Justin Guarini

Let's work together to try to find more "Lost faces of Michael Jackson".
We have ALOT of ground to cover! Thanks for your help!

Britney - McCain- Xtina

2008-10-19T16:37:00.002-04:00

I am so glad that we are exploiting McCain's insane tongue-wagging at the last debate. Viva La Photoshop!

WHO ME?

2008-10-19T06:32:00.004-04:00

Yeah you dawg. I am talking to you. You look like you have one foot in the grave dude and it is NOT grown n' sexy. Your wife is the crypt keeper. Your running mate is "Caribou Barbie". Please just stop, collaborate and listen...just drop out of the race with some dignity!

Religulously Yours...

2008-10-19T02:42:00.004-04:00

I heart Bill Maher's guts. I just saw "Religulous" today and it was fantabulous. He is so kick-ass. I want to live without fear like this dude.

Joe Camel

2008-10-18T03:45:00.006-04:00

With all the talk of people named Joe such as "Joe Six-Pack" and "Joe the Plumber" I have decided that I want to list a Joe that is very important to me! Please don't confuse Joe Camel with the infamous rapper Jay-Z because I have done that more times than I can count.

What in Samhill is going on here?

2008-10-16T23:50:00.003-04:00

If we just keep showing this picture McCain will definitely not get into office. This is some freaky stuff! I don't even know what to say. I think this is one of those " a picture is worth 1,000 words".

Chronic 2008!

2008-10-16T23:46:00.003-04:00

Look at this man's eyes. He has been smoking that sticky icky stuff. That chronic with no seeds. He didn't even use Visine to try to get the red out. That's bold! I bet he's wishing that he hired Nate Dogg to be his running mate, not straight-edge Sarah "Jesus Juice" Palin.

Are you catching flies?

2008-10-16T22:54:00.006-04:00

I don't understand why John McCain is making this gesture now. This is the mating gesture that he used to lure Cindy in from the very beginning. He knew that Cindy was an albino lizard so he stuck his tongue out as an act of seduction. Clearly it worked, because they have been married for years. However, this is the last presidential debate, not mating season at the reptile house at the zoo. Hisssssssss!

All Work and No Play...

2008-10-16T22:46:00.003-04:00

Get ready J-Mac. I am about to write lots of posts about you. You know why? Because you are a hot tranny ghetto hoodrat mess. You are insane in the McMembrane and I am calling you out! To' up from the flo' up- that's you!

Banana Phone!

2008-10-12T21:55:00.004-04:00

Where can I get this? I need a banana phone like it's going out of style!

A penny for your thoughts?

2008-10-12T21:44:00.004-04:00

Dearest Anderson Cooper,

So what if you're a Vanderbilt. So what if you're gay. So what if you are an alien. None of that matters to me. You are just too hot. You know how to do blue eyes right- not like that Cindy McCain hussy- her blue eyes are pure evil! She's "The Bad Seed" all grown up! You on the hand need a "fruit fly" (get it? -that's a younger version of a "fag hag"!) ;-)

Lots of love,

The Blersian Exxxcursion

Blackberry Baby

2008-10-11T06:27:00.003-04:00

Dear Sarah,

We all know it already. That ain't yo' baby! It's Bristol's baby! What happens in the dark will come out in the light....and you will be exposed. SHAMELESS!!! This isn't Desperate Housewives girl, this is real life! How can you sleep at night?

p.s. What a cruel joke naming him Trig.

How are you feeling today?

2008-10-11T06:09:00.002-04:00

Dear Dick,

Your name pretty much says it all.

p.s. i am skerred of you. please don't shoot
me in the face.

Country First, Depend Second

2008-10-11T05:02:00.002-04:00

Dear John McCain,

We all know that you use these. Cindy told us! Yeah, she told me not to tell anyone but I lied!

Guess Who?- Alex Castellanos

2008-10-11T04:22:00.004-04:00

Dear Alex,

With a mustache like that, I thought you had to be related to Geraldo Rivera. In a stranger twist of fate, it seems that you are one of the players on the board game "Guess who?" but in life form! If you are from that board game why are you masquerading as a GOP Media Consultant? :-( Lame!

It's Britney Bitch!

2008-10-11T04:14:00.003-04:00

People get on it. The new Brit-Brit video ("Womanizer" )is poppin'. She is lookin' and bein' hella fierce. I am so beyond pumped right now. We have the same astrological sign and are born in the same year...only 12 days apart. Tell me that is not destiny. :-)

Run Leila Run

2008-10-11T04:03:00.002-04:00

This picture really sums up how I feel right now. A little distressed, a little trapped and a desire for flaming red KOOL-AID hair.

Sloth! (Hey you guys!)

2008-10-11T03:54:00.004-04:00

Do you remember "The Goonies"? I hope so. Sloth was one of my favorite characters in the movie. Unfortunately this morning, I looked like him because I had some bug bite or something on my eye and I looked like a hot tranny ghetto mess. :-( I was skerred! Luckily I am okay now but I felt like Sloth on the realz yo!

Always look on the Bright Side of Life?

2008-10-09T23:48:00.000-04:00

I know you are probably stressing from the financial meltdown and whatnot. Take a deep breath and look at "The Man in the Mirror". Not Michael Jackson's mirror- I don't think he has those in his house. Just remember - it really could be worse. Stay strong.

Michelle my Belle!

2008-10-09T23:19:00.001-04:00

Dear Michelle,

I was just recalling the day I fell in love with you. :-) It was the same day that Fox News was saying redonkeykong stuff like "terrorist fist jab". (sigh)
You are the best Michelle. You are a tall glass of chocolate milk and I am thirsty! And you make an H&M dress look like it's COCO(A) CHANEL! ;-)

Good luck and lots of love,

The Blersian Excursion

The Golden Girls :-)

2008-10-09T21:38:00.000-04:00

You know how people write "lol", "brb", "wtf"? You can also write "tyfbaf" at the end of your conversations. As the Golden Girls theme song says "Thank you for being a friend" (TYFBAF!)

I suggest that you watch and episode right now- it will make you feel warm and fuzzy!

:-)

Elizabeth Hasselback = Poor man's Cindy McCain

2008-10-09T21:19:00.001-04:00

Dear Elizabeth,

Hey girl. I just want you to know a few things.

1. I watch "The View" because my anger for you gives me enough energy to make it through day.

2. You are the poor man's Cindy McCain. (But I think you knew that one already- hehehe!)

3. I kind of wish that John McCain had picked you as his VP candidate because you are not a pit bull with lipstick but rather a rabid chihuahua. You would just annoy everyone so much that they would just acquiesce to defeat so you would leave their a$$ alone.

Sincerely,

The Blersian Excursion

Sarah Palin = Connie Corleone?

2008-10-09T20:51:00.002-04:00

Public Service Announcement:

Dear Johnny Mac,

Yo John. We need to tawwk! If I were you I would watch your back. Sarah Palin is like Lady Macbeth- she wants to rise to the top! You might think that she is your trophy girl...but remind me again, what's the prize for third place? (That's right Sarah- you got dissed and dismissed!)

John- she knows that she sucks. She's latching on to you because you have a BUCKET LIST! Once she gets there she is going to slip some cyanide into your Ensure drink and than it's all over! Did you see "Godfather Part III"? Connie seems so sweet until she slips some old geezer a poisoned cannoli while he's sitting in the balcony of the opera. Watch out John, if Sarah wants to go see the "Marriage of Figaro" you say you have to go watch some "Honeymooners" reruns. (She'll believe that...it's totally plausible) ;-)

Sally Hansen to the Rescue!

2008-10-09T20:40:00.000-04:00

I don't know if you have seen the NEWSWEEK
cover of Sarah Palin, but let me warn you right
now- It hasn't been retouched at all! Yikes!
Unfortunately for Sarah, her upper lip hair was
in full effect and her eyebrows needed to be
plucked like a chicken. Tragic! Just so you know
Sarah, SALLY HANSEN has great hair removal
solutions- you should check it out. The fact that
your sister owns a salon in Wasilla, makes me
not feel sorry for you. Girl, you had a hookup to
look better and you came out looking jacked up!
I bet you are worried that everyone is going to
figure out that your lips are tattooed too. Don't
worry Sarah it's still our little secret. HAHAHA!!!

Soledad O'Brien!

2008-10-09T20:17:00.001-04:00

Dear Soledad,

You have the coolest name ever. (Plus, your family
is so super cute!) I heart you!

If the Republican ticket were a movie...

2008-10-09T19:53:00.000-04:00

The Republican Ticket

=

Miss Congeniality +
Grumpy Old Men

The Solution To Global Warming

2008-10-09T19:05:00.000-04:00

Hey you!

I have been having some really productive
days lately. Today I figured out how to
solve this whole global warming thing.
Cindy McCain's eyes! Some people (Republicans)
think they are endearing like a Siberian Husky's.
Endearing they are not! These things will
freeze you on the spot. If Medusa can turn
you into stone, Cindy McCain will turn
you into ICE, ICE BABY!!! Help us save
the polar bears Cindy- they need a place to
live too. They can't live in one of your seven...
err....nine houses. Even if you wanted them to!

P.S. Did I forget to mention that she is the
crypt keeper? My bad!

Doin' it for the Kids!

2008-10-09T11:32:00.000-04:00

Dearest Readers,

Good morrow! I love the creative images
that people are coming up with during this
campaign. Granted, the campaign has gotten so ugly.
Now Johnny Mac is getting his leading ladies to do
his dirty work. Cindy McCain needs to shut
her Percoset-filled mouth! That Albino lizard
is deplorable. Both Cindy and Sarah like to bring
their children into the political mix in whatever
form they can. It's scary. It just shows how ambitious
they are- they will do whatever they can to get to the
top. Especially Sarah Palin- she's like Lady Macbeth.
Out, out damn (oil) spot!

McCain-Palin = Fluffanutter

2008-10-05T18:26:00.001-04:00

Hey there!

I finally figured out how to describe the
McCain-Palin ticket so that everyone
can get it. It's a friggin' FLUFFANUTTER
sandwich. It's a Fluff-Nut...Palin is obviously
the fluff and John McCain is clearly a nut!

All I have to say is- What the Fluff?

Sarah Palin Deception!

2008-10-03T15:55:00.001-04:00

Dearest Readers,

There is an amazing website that you need
to read...and I mean you need to read this now.
I know I may have my jokes and wisecracks
about Sarah Palin or the election or whatever,
but this is serious. Sarah Palin is trying to pull
the wool over people's eyes, but it's not working.
There are people out there who seek the truth
and I am one of them!

http://www.palindeception.com

P.S. For some reason the website isn't functioning
like a link. You might have to cut and paste it. I hope
it's not too much trouble. Thanks :-)

Live Blogging the VP Debate!

2008-10-02T22:34:00.000-04:00

Disclaimer:

I am qualified to do this because I have a PhD in Palintology...

9:01 Yo ma, you are looking fierce in turquoise Gwen.

9:03 “Nice to meet you. Hey, can I call you Joe?”

9:04 Looking good Joe. I see you kept the hair plugs under wraps.

9:05 What? Go to a kid’s soccer game???!!!??

Girl- your tattoed lips are poppin’ tonight!

9:08 Wow. I feel like I am watching someone who is brainwashed.

9:09 Darn right it was the predator lenders!!!

9:10 If you say hockey moms again, I will cut you!

9:11 Heckuva lot of…Girl, this is not “Bevely Hillbillies”

9:12 Darn right! (I hope people aren’t doing a drinking game to this word.)

9:14 Oh snap! 477 times! He is calling you out Sarah! Deregulation nation!

9:14 (part 2) – “Let me tell you what I did as mayor and governor.”

9:15 Gwen shut it down! Holla!

9:16 Joe, you are as cool as a cucumber.

9:17 "Government, you"…..she is talking to the government like it’s one person. Delusional.

9:18 Why would I want to purchase my own health care? Hello!
Like $5,000 is going to get me a lot of health care.

9:20 Joe took it the McCain website!! www.ilovejoebiden.com! ☺

9:21 Oh snap! Good dig! “Bridge to Nowhere” zinger!

9:22 Nice flag pin Joe. I just noticed this.

9:24 How long I have been at this? 5 WEEKS!

9:27 I missed three minutes! Someone knocked on my door!

9:30 She’s making this an east coast- west coast thing! Wait, so Sarah is Tupac??? She better get a blue bandana and a “THUG LIFE” tattoo.

She said “heckuva” again!!!!!!!

9:31 She obviously doesn’t know that global warming is man-made!

9:32 The cause is man-made, sucka. Thanks Joe.

9: 33 I just realized why the “lipstick on a pig” was such a big deal. Sarah is mad that we are not focusing on her tattoed lips, but rather a pig’s lips.

9:34 The chant is “drill baby drill”- excuuuuseeeee you!

9:35 She said “raping”!!!!! WHOA!

9: 36 Same-sex questions! BRING IT ON !!!!!!!

9:37-9:39 I need to see all the questions about same-sex marriage again. That was kind of epic. I don’t know what to say.

9:42 Your plan is a white flag of surrender. As opposed to
the white flag of…cocaine?

9:43 I am confused. I feel like Sarah is sort of getting some shots in. ☹

9:47 She picked Iran because Biden picked Pakistan. Smooth move.

9:48 OUR RESPECT FOR WOMEN’S RIGHTS??? SHUT YOUR MOOSE BURGER FACE SARAH!!!!

9:51 A two-state solution is the solution. Come again?

9:52 Second Holocaust? Don’t go there girl.

9:54 We both love Israel???? I heart Jews !!! Mazel Tov!!!

9:55 Change is a comin’. She sounds like a negro spiritual.

9:58 I am just getting irritated. I wanted Joe Biden to destroy her. I mean I think her answers are making no sense, but yet she is still sort of not failing.

10:00 You just got a passport about 5 hot minutes ago. Like you know anything about the Middle East.

10:03 “Oh man, it’s so obvious I’m a Washington outsider.” Yeah, go back to Alaska- please!

10:04 You didn’t watch that debate. Sarah. LIE-TELLING as usual.

10:06 John McCain knows how to win a war. Right…actually he knows how to graduate #894 out of #899 in Naval Academy. He got captured Sarah, he is not that skilled!

10:09 What do you expect? Two Mavericks!

10:10 Don’t bring your country bumpkin town into this mess.

10:11 “Say it ain’t so!!!!” – Don’t bring Weezer into this.

10:12 Don’t bring Jill Biden into this Sarah. She doesn’t have tattoed lips
like some women I know.

10:13 She’s giving out extra credit points and shout outs. Playa please!

10:14 Stop saying that John is “tapping” you.

10:16 You said “tapping” again.

10: 17 Vice President Cheney is one dangerous mofo. He will shoot your fucking head off and make you apologize. On the realz.

10: 18 HELLO! Gwen said what is your ACHILLES HEEL???
She clearly doesn’t know Greek mythology.

10:21 Joe almost cried. Damn.

10:22 How can she respond like this? After he almost cried???

10:23 Preach on Joe!!!

10:26 New word “QUASI-CAVED”

10:29 Uh oh! Mainstream media- they are trying to hurt you Sarah.

10:34 Don’t bring a baby to a debate! I will expose you Sarah for faking your “5th pregnancy”!!!

PhD in Palintology

2008-09-25T00:20:00.001-04:00

Hello Everyone!

I just wanted to let you know that I have a PhD (Player Hater Degree)
in Palintology. It wasn't so hard to get actually. I think alot of people have this degree, just maybe they aren't talking about it that much. You need to talk about it more. Don't worry- "You are not alone! I am here with youuuuuu" (Michael Jackson reference- i hope you caught that.)