Are you catching flies?

I don't understand why John McCain is making this gesture now. This is the mating gesture that he used to lure Cindy in from the very beginning. He knew that Cindy was an albino lizard so he stuck his tongue out as an act of seduction. Clearly it worked, because they have been married for years. However, this is the last presidential debate, not mating season at the reptile house at the zoo. Hisssssssss!

A penny for your thoughts?

Dearest Anderson Cooper,

So what if you're a Vanderbilt. So what if you're gay. So what if you are an alien. None of that matters to me. You are just too hot. You know how to do blue eyes right- not like that Cindy McCain hussy- her blue eyes are pure evil! She's "The Bad Seed" all grown up! You on the hand need a "fruit fly" (get it? -that's a younger version of a "fag hag"!) ;-)

Lots of love,

The Blersian Exxxcursion

Elizabeth Hasselback = Poor man's Cindy McCain

Dear Elizabeth,

Hey girl. I just want you to know a few things.

1. I watch "The View" because my anger for you gives me enough energy to make it through day.

2. You are the poor man's Cindy McCain. (But I think you knew that one already- hehehe!)

3. I kind of wish that John McCain had picked you as his VP candidate because you are not a pit bull with lipstick but rather a rabid chihuahua. You would just annoy everyone so much that they would just acquiesce to defeat so you would leave their a$$ alone.

Sincerely,

The Blersian Excursion

The Solution To Global Warming

Hey you!

I have been having some really productive
days lately. Today I figured out how to
solve this whole global warming thing.
Cindy McCain's eyes! Some people (Republicans)
think they are endearing like a Siberian Husky's.
Endearing they are not! These things will
freeze you on the spot. If Medusa can turn
you into stone, Cindy McCain will turn
you into ICE, ICE BABY!!! Help us save
the polar bears Cindy- they need a place to
live too. They can't live in one of your seven...
err....nine houses. Even if you wanted them to!

P.S. Did I forget to mention that she is the
crypt keeper? My bad!

Doin' it for the Kids!

Dearest Readers,

Good morrow! I love the creative images
that people are coming up with during this
campaign. Granted, the campaign has gotten so ugly.
Now Johnny Mac is getting his leading ladies to do
his dirty work. Cindy McCain needs to shut
her Percoset-filled mouth! That Albino lizard
is deplorable. Both Cindy and Sarah like to bring
their children into the political mix in whatever
form they can. It's scary. It just shows how ambitious
they are- they will do whatever they can to get to the
top. Especially Sarah Palin- she's like Lady Macbeth.
Out, out damn (oil) spot!