Excessive Quote Marks

This picture pretty much sums up the campaign. John Mcain and Dr. Evil are pretty similar- both are stuck in the past, pal around with malicious cohorts and use quote marks way too much. Period, the end !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Britney - McCain- Xtina

I am so glad that we are exploiting McCain's insane tongue-wagging at the last debate. Viva La Photoshop!

WHO ME?

Yeah you dawg. I am talking to you. You look like you have one foot in the grave dude and it is NOT grown n' sexy. Your wife is the crypt keeper. Your running mate is "Caribou Barbie". Please just stop, collaborate and listen...just drop out of the race with some dignity!

What in Samhill is going on here?

If we just keep showing this picture McCain will definitely not get into office. This is some freaky stuff! I don't even know what to say. I think this is one of those " a picture is worth 1,000 words".

Chronic 2008!

Look at this man's eyes. He has been smoking that sticky icky stuff. That chronic with no seeds. He didn't even use Visine to try to get the red out. That's bold! I bet he's wishing that he hired Nate Dogg to be his running mate, not straight-edge Sarah "Jesus Juice" Palin.

Are you catching flies?

I don't understand why John McCain is making this gesture now. This is the mating gesture that he used to lure Cindy in from the very beginning. He knew that Cindy was an albino lizard so he stuck his tongue out as an act of seduction. Clearly it worked, because they have been married for years. However, this is the last presidential debate, not mating season at the reptile house at the zoo. Hisssssssss!

All Work and No Play...

Get ready J-Mac. I am about to write lots of posts about you. You know why? Because you are a hot tranny ghetto hoodrat mess. You are insane in the McMembrane and I am calling you out! To' up from the flo' up- that's you!

Country First, Depend Second

Dear John McCain,

We all know that you use these. Cindy told us! Yeah, she told me not to tell anyone but I lied!

Sarah Palin = Connie Corleone?

Public Service Announcement:

Dear Johnny Mac,

Yo John. We need to tawwk! If I were you I would watch your back. Sarah Palin is like Lady Macbeth- she wants to rise to the top! You might think that she is your trophy girl...but remind me again, what's the prize for third place? (That's right Sarah- you got dissed and dismissed!)

John- she knows that she sucks. She's latching on to you because you have a BUCKET LIST! Once she gets there she is going to slip some cyanide into your Ensure drink and than it's all over! Did you see "Godfather Part III"? Connie seems so sweet until she slips some old geezer a poisoned cannoli while he's sitting in the balcony of the opera. Watch out John, if Sarah wants to go see the "Marriage of Figaro" you say you have to go watch some "Honeymooners" reruns. (She'll believe that...it's totally plausible) ;-)

If the Republican ticket were a movie...

The Republican Ticket

=

Miss Congeniality +
Grumpy Old Men

Doin' it for the Kids!

Dearest Readers,

Good morrow! I love the creative images
that people are coming up with during this
campaign. Granted, the campaign has gotten so ugly.
Now Johnny Mac is getting his leading ladies to do
his dirty work. Cindy McCain needs to shut
her Percoset-filled mouth! That Albino lizard
is deplorable. Both Cindy and Sarah like to bring
their children into the political mix in whatever
form they can. It's scary. It just shows how ambitious
they are- they will do whatever they can to get to the
top. Especially Sarah Palin- she's like Lady Macbeth.
Out, out damn (oil) spot!