Monday, April 20, 2009

For the Love of Ray J Finale!



COCKTAIL, DANGER, UNIQUE – Who is it gonna be ????

10:03 I’m a die B – can you wrap it up? – Danger
10:04 HELLO you named her a$$ Danger, what did you expect?
And she has a MUSTACHE.
10:05 I like that the flashbacks have a more grainy feel.
10:06 Best line of the show “Trust me, in 6 months you will be behind bars”
Ray J’s mom/aka Whintey Houston ???
10:07 I’m not CRAZY, I’m INTELLIGENT and DIFFERENT. – Danger
(I gotta remember that one)
10:08 Whoa. He’s giving her the BOOT in the first 8 minutes. Sweet!
10:10 No more sleeping with one eye open. Ding Dong- Danger’s Dead!
I find Unique to be the Vanilla version of Jill Scott. Is that wrong?
10:11 I’m so excited! That I just can’t hide it !!!
10:15 Ooooh Unique is from Cleveland. There are a lot of Hungarians there.
OMG is Unique Hungarian? Let’s find out !!!
10:17 There is a complete 360 between Ray J the man and Ray J the singer. I
think you mean a 180 girl.
10:20 I want to say grace and bless RAY J.
Unique’s mom said GET IT and HIT IT. (oooh)
10:21 Okay this is awkward. Ray J is such a punk.
10:22 Excuuuuuuuuuse you – What are your intentions with my DAUGHTER?
10:28 I don’t want you to go !!! Don’t leave me here in CLEVELAND.
10:29 Sacramento. BLECH!
10:32 He’s scared to eat a goat ? so UNCULTURED!
10:32 GOAT DON’T FLOAT MY BOAT- ya dig???
10:34 Poor Ray J. He was out of his element. Culture Shock: Sacramento
10:42 Baby I’m so glad you picked this place (Alize).
Thanks VH1 for paying for it!
10:45 Unique has got CROCODILE TEARS.
10:46 Don’t give up the GOODIES unique. Noooooo!!!! Didn’t you watch “Rock of Love:Bus”???
Can a negro pull up his damn pants? Seriously.
10:52 I had a good time resting with you. (Is that what they are calling it these days?)
10:53 Unique stop LYING. You don’t like his morning breath)
10:54 Why is Cocktail jiggling her booty while curling her hair?
10:56 Why do all those hos have fake eyelashes?
11:00 There is still another ½ hour left !! WOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!
11:03 I feel the reason that you named me Cocktail because I’m a mixture of everything that you want in a woman.
11:04 She was counting the roses. LAME!
11:05 I gotta stripper pole in the shower!
11:06 How come every girl knows how to use a pole? Like SERIOSULY!
11:07 Please Ray J STOP SINGING !!!! You have a woman in your shower and a stripper pole. HELLO!
11:15 What if they picked up the same dress? Hello, it’s a boutique.
11:17 I love that he is pensive and looking out at the Vegas skyline.
11:19 Unique looks like she is about to jack someone up.
11:25 Yeah Unique, how did you feel about Ray J before ???
11:28 COCKTAIL IS THE WINNER BITCHES !!!!!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

The Lost Faces of Michael Jackson: Part 2


Dear Michael Delorenzo,

What happened to you? You were on NYPD Blue in the 90s and that was poppin'. Now what? It seems that you made a cd - no comment. I don't want to think of you only as one of MJ's lost faces. You were in the "Beat It" video so you need to stop frontin' like you weren't trying to be one of his lost faces. And your name is Michael. Come on now!

Love,

Handle that Scandal

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Excessive Quote Marks

This picture pretty much sums up the campaign. John Mcain and Dr. Evil are pretty similar- both are stuck in the past, pal around with malicious cohorts and use quote marks way too much. Period, the end !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Lost Faces of Michael Jackson

I have a theory. I don't know all the answers to the world's questions, but I do wonder about Michael Jackson- alot ! I have a feeling that when he sheds
a layer of his face, it goes to someone else to balance out the universe.


Here's an example: Justin Guarini





Let's work together to try to find more "Lost faces of Michael Jackson".
We have ALOT of ground to cover! Thanks for your help!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Britney - McCain- Xtina


I am so glad that we are exploiting McCain's insane tongue-wagging at the last debate. Viva La Photoshop!