WHO ME?

Yeah you dawg. I am talking to you. You look like you have one foot in the grave dude and it is NOT grown n' sexy. Your wife is the crypt keeper. Your running mate is "Caribou Barbie". Please just stop, collaborate and listen...just drop out of the race with some dignity!

The Solution To Global Warming

Hey you!

I have been having some really productive
days lately. Today I figured out how to
solve this whole global warming thing.
Cindy McCain's eyes! Some people (Republicans)
think they are endearing like a Siberian Husky's.
Endearing they are not! These things will
freeze you on the spot. If Medusa can turn
you into stone, Cindy McCain will turn
you into ICE, ICE BABY!!! Help us save
the polar bears Cindy- they need a place to
live too. They can't live in one of your seven...
err....nine houses. Even if you wanted them to!

P.S. Did I forget to mention that she is the
crypt keeper? My bad!