LIVE BLOG: Oprah & the '93 MJ Interview

4:01 Oprah's dog is cute !

4:03 I just used a banana as a phone to imitate a phone call with Oprah and Michael.

4:04 Oprah is singing stuff from "The Wizard of Oz". Oprah, you can do lots of things but singing is not one of them.

4:05 2700 ACRE RANCH !!! You learn something new everyday.

4:07 Michael's eyeliner is poppin'.

4:14 I love that MJ always has highwater pants and loafers. It's so classic for him. He never strayed from this.

4:16 MJ said "Tito". WORD OF THE DAY!!! :)

4:18 There was a lot of crying going on when MJ was growing up. :(

4:19 Oprah: Why haven't you done an interview for 14 years? Michael: I didn't have anything important to say. (really?)

4:20 Mike would get so sick he would barf sometimes (about his dad). Uhoh...i don't want to cry now too! :(

4:21 Joe Jackson's eyebrows are reminiscent of Joan Crawford. NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!

4:26 There is no such thing as skin bleaching ???? - Is that true ???

4:27 "You see he got a little testy there" - Oprah on asking MJ about his skin color.

4:29 He said that he only had 2 surgeries in the 1993 interview, and he said 2 in 2002 with Martin Bashir? Michael I love you but you are LIE-TELLING!

4:33 The music compels me to grab by crotch!

"I'm a Slave to the Rhythm" !!! (quote of the episode)

4:36 Brooke Shields and another girl !!! (MJ's been in love with 2 women)

4:38 Oprah asked him if he was a virgin. BOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!

4:43 Liz Taylor was just hanging around the house??? She's the one that set off the alarm in the earlier segment.

4:44 GET THAT MAN A CHAIR !!! - Lauren

4:45 I feel like I am watching an episode of "Designing Women". Liz Taylor looks like one of the lost Sugarbaker sisters.

4:51 DO NOT WE ALL remember that performance? (re: MJ's Motown performance)

4:56 Yeah, stop interrupting Oprah !!!

4:59 It's over ??? I WANT MORE :-/

B-Rock's Speech to Joint Session of Congress

8:00-8:13 STOP SHAKING HANDS WITH EVERYONE. YOU ALREADY KNOW THESE PEOPLE !!!

8:14 HELLO! Is anyone going to say anything???? I've been here for 14 minutes.

8:15 Is someone taking a picture with an iphone? FAUX PAS !!!

8:19 I really think that Nancy Pelosi is losing weight. She's starting to look like a LOLLIPOP head.

8:20 I had to remind Lauren that all of the people in this room are DRUNK- much like every reality show we watch.

8:21 I HEART JO BIDEN' MY TIME :-)

8:21 Michelle you are so pretty in pink. Jill is bodacious in blue. :o)

8:22 These stories are sobering Barack. No one should be denied Health Care !!!

8:24 Our Healthcare problem IS our deficit problem.

8:28 The time for bickering is over. Preach on.

I'm turning this car around. It's all left turns from here (that's a Chris Rock reference)

8:30 Yeah really REPEAT yourself Obama because these people are stupid.

8:31 Am I broke cuz I'm sick or am I sick cuz I'm broke ???

8:32 Leverage! I like this word.

8:33 He raised his voice- time to stand up!

8:34 What's that guy's name? John McEnroe...John McCain.

8:35 Nancy Pelosi is a chameleon blending into the American flag.

Side Note: What is UP with all these BUSTED monochromatic suits ??? HILLARY!!!

8:37 Barack said "BOGUS" !!!

8:38 UH OH. Tension about health care for illegal immigrants.

Who was that guy with the "WHAT BILL" sign ? This isn't a baseball game !!!

8:41 PUBLIC OPTION!

8:43 "That's a very interesting move. That's a very interesting move." - Evan

8:45 Thank you for providing me with choices, Barack.

8:46 I feel bad for Nancy Pelosi- she's kind of a glorified cheerleader. JAZZ HANDS!

8:47 These people are clapping so lamely. GOLF CLAP. :(

8:48 Seniors. That's right JOE LIEBERMAN. We're lookin' at you !!!

"Healthcare Reform: HOLLA 4 a DOLLA" a novel by Leila Estes

8:49 Dianne Feinstein aka THE MINX :)

8:50 There is so much hateration here!

8:54 1/10th of what now ????????

8:55 I'm holding up a bill. I'm so hardcore.

8:57 Jo Biden only has pupils. Where are the whites of his eyes (sclera) ????
Yes, I looked up sclera because I know that there had to be a scientific word for "the whites of the eyes".

9:00 Okay B-rock it's 9:00. Let's wrap it up... NOT !!! I adore you :)

9:02 I still believe too B-Rock.

9:03 The party is over. DRINKS IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM !!! :)

JON and K8 + H8 !!!

Live Blogging an Interview with Jon Gosselin. His first interview ALONE (in 4 years I think)

10:02 "She (K8) doesn't speak for HERSELF. She doesn't speak from the

HEART !!!"

10:04 I just saw K8's stomach after sextuplets- OMG. This is getting too real.

10:05 Awww they look so cute back in the day. K8 was so happy when Jon proposed. Oh what a difference a decade makes...

10:08 I was verbally abused!

10:09 Damn, John snapped. This is what happens when you don't have fun in your 20s.

10:10 He said he despised K8- that's brutal bro.

10:11 Commercial Break! Oh weep for me, I got brainwashed like the "Manchurian Candidate"- my latest thought on Jon Gosselin.

10:15 He just made made up a new word--- "paparazzid". (verb)

10:16 "I don't even know why I got married"- K8 @ the dining room table

10:17 In 10 years, I never went out ! That's not a good sign. That's called PRISON.

10:18 K8 took Jon's ring! Scandalous!

10:19 $22,000 therapy bill ! "BROOOOOOO you went to marriage counseling by yourself- bad sign." -Lauren

10:20 Why would I want to be here when I could be snowboarding???- Jon

10:21 The daughter of K8's plastic surgeon is Jon's new gf ??? The plastic surgeon's office is the place to be. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Debbie Rowe!

10:28 The sofa is very important to Jon.

OMG, what if Hallie gets preggo? OMG Now, that would be B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

10:29 Divorced Dad’s Club with K-Fed !!!!! PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE !!!!

10:32 OH NO THE SHOW IS OVER! I need more !!!!! Guess I’m going to turn on “Tool Academy 2 ” now.

Kevin Federline- Why Can't I quit you ???

I wrote the biography of Kevin Federline! K-Fed---> K-Fed Up ---> K-Fed Ex ---> K- Call the Feds---> K- Well Fed. THE END!