Tough Love- What's your Price?

9:02 This is like a mix of Sabado Gigante/Price is Right !!!

9:05 Of course Taylor knows the price of the Movado watch- on the nose!

9:07 MY BOOBS! 11,000 dollars.

9:08 She dated a plastic surgeon just to get boobs??? This is a first.

9:13 "Cuz they're breok."- Taylor

9:17 Our shit connects.

9:19 What is the deal with the dress thing? Ladies, get a life.

9:20 He's looking good, he's looking All-American. - Liz

9:26 What's your favorite 80s band?

9:32 Angel- let's talk. Do you have a credit card? Do you have a bank card?
Why did you buy

9:41 I think Taylor needs an intervention - let's do it while we're drunk and in a hot tub.- Lauren

9:44 You are too hungry! You are a maneater!

9:56 Puppy Dog eyes from Liz. That's not gonna work for me.

Tough Love Episode 3!

Even before the show starts i learned "sexy is the square root of sex"

9:02 Confident, Fun, Approachable (Apparently this is what guys want)

9:03 Sexy was born the day that I was born! - Taylor

9:04 Is this the same Angel that strips ???

9:06 The quiet ones are always the freaks.

Oh snap! Steve flipped the script and showed the men their sexy photos!! Hilarity ensues.

9:19 ok i had a food break. (sorry about that...i shouldn't have left you without a dope beat to step to.)

9:20 I was "tickled pink" when i found out I was going cage fighting.- Liz

9:26 Why are they allowed to do sleeper holds on this show?

9:27 Ok business lady just transformed into Michelle Obama.

9:28 "If you are good on your feet, your probably good off your feet" - Steve
(what does this mean???)

9:30 Jenna needs to get it together. Look woman you're attractive!

9:31 Why are these women acting like they have never seen hot guys before???

9:36 This montage of dancing is CRAZY! i can't even describe this foolery.

9:39 Taylor fell asleep at the table. too much white wine. sigh- what else is old?

9:40 Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon. - Taylor

9:42 Sally is the "winner"!

9:49 Uhoh. do i or do i not date the cage fighter?

9:50 There are 2 in the hot seat! A "tough love" first.

Tough Love- EPISODE 2 !!!

9:02 UH OH. They don't seem too happy that Taylor is here.

9:03 Why are they hating on Taylor? They don't even know her.

THAT'S MY EFFIN' BED !!!! - Taylor

By seniority I am getting that bed. Like who cares so much about a bed ???

9:04 Today we are learning about Communication...at a theme park.

Seriously where are they getting these men from? They seem half-way decent. They must not be getting them from Craigslist.

9:06 Taylor looks like a deranged/broke ass OOMPA LOOMPA.

9:07 "I love Carnies" - Steve

9:08 Why do they have to wear a blindfold???

9:09 This is too much. They are getting dunked in the pool like carnies. I love it.

9:10 Ugh i am sick of seeing this commercial for "Did you hear about the morgans"? like for serious.

9:14 Why didn't they roll their pants legs up if they were sitting in a dunking pool?

9:15 "You're like the most amazing person I've ever met." - i wouldn't recommend saying that on a first date.

9:17 "My heart just melted and turned into the stuff that Gushers are made of". - Liz

9:18 YES!! They are getting makeovers.

9:20 "YOU LOOK LIKE SIMBA !!!" - Steve

9:21 This is like boot camp, they are the gonna shave their heads, dehumanize them and build them up again. It's like "Full Metal Jacket" !!!

Where are you going to go Taylor?? This is L.A.!!! You walking out of a salon and threatening to leave the show is an empty threat.

9:25 Taylor you look like you are wearing an Othello game!!!

9:29 These chicks went from unbeweaveable to unbelievable.

9:30 OMG these poor women is walking in to a BROKE ASS version of "Eyes Wide Shut".

9:31 Rocky is a stunt woman !!! Thank goodness this explains so much more.

9:33 The only think I know about Chicago is OPRAH. (okay man you need to get out more)

9:34 Angel is clearly too disillusioned from being a stripper...sigh.

9:42 Taylor and Rocky are the craziest bitches in the house.

Taylor's makeover went from Simba to Elvira. TRAGIC.

9:43 Group session!

9:44 Rocky did the best this week ! SURPRISE !

9:50 Don't say you want a boy girl, say you want a MAN !!!! Do I have to quote the spice girls everyday "I wanna man, not a boy who thinks he can" ("too much")

9:51 Ok he may not be the love of your love but he might be a barometer for what you do want. (good advice from Steve)

9:57 Taylor's reaction shots are the best!

9:58 "Steve is good cop and bad cop in one"- Lauren

TOUGH LOVE SEASON 2 (SEASON PREMIERE) !!!

OMG my roommate just told me that this episode is 1.5 hours !!


9:00 PM 20,000 women applied to this show !!!

9:01 OMG is Taylor back ??? To what do I owe this pleasure??

9:03 "Nobody knows single women like I do!" - Steve

9:03 How could you pick 8 women out of 20,000? That's quite a task.

9:04 OMG i noticed that Drew Barrymore is an executive producer of this. Good grief.

9:06 Rocky is a broke ass Joan Jett. And she has 32 ANIMALS at her house????
Oh this is going to be a hot tranny mess for sure.

9:09 Miss Gold Digger has an alias. London Dupris ??? Could your name be any faker ????

You should have named her Miss Thang! That would have been way cooler.

9:11 TEN WEEKS !!!! YESSSSS!!!!!!!!

9:15 I hate these damn Nuva Ring commercials. So insulting.

9:17 They have to write down that they want in a man on a blow up doll. AWESOME.

9:20 Damn. Steve is schooling these chicks. WOW.

9:21 I am a gold digger ???? We are in a recession right now!!! (that was her retort !!! hahahaaha)

9:28 Oh for heavens sake he is calling their asses out in the middle of Universal Studios. He is cutthroat.

9:31 the MOST LOWEST self-esteem ??? I think you mean the LEAST ??? - Lauren (my housemate)

9:32 Get plastic surgery if you are not happy! You need to see Dr. Phil. Ummmm hello! Dr. Phil is not a plastic surgeon.

9:33 You see that much cake on your face then something is wrong. (so i guess less is more, when it comes to make-up)

9:36 OMG. New Project. Remake the film "Shock Corridor" with Steve Ward. SHOCK THERAPY!

9:38 "She looks just like that guy from Aerosmith...Steve Tyler"- Aaron (my housemate)

9:43 The flower on Angel's head is ridick.

9:45 Promise Ring ??? What am I - a Jonas Brother ???

9:47 All of Rocky's luggage was just a speaker.

9:49 Oh for heaven's sake I am so not over Rocky's rap. I thought that she was a broke ass Joan Jett, now she is a broke ass Eminem.

9:49 That elevator is GOING DOWN- TO UNEMPLOYMENT!! -Aaron (re: a commercial that i didn't see because i was typing)

9:52 Fill the emotional potholes in your life !!! That's deep !!!

9:57 It's not like we're going to the Waldorf.

9:59 I love how Steve is actually driving them to this speed dating thing. He is like their dad.

10:03 SPEED DATING !!!!! There were 32 flavors of deliciousness and i wanted to sample them all !!!

10:04 Kanisha looked like she was doing quality control on an assembly line !!!

10:05 I like your shirt. That's a tree !!!! Okay Captain Obvious!!

10:06 You have a John Deere tattoo on your ass. You are special !!!

10:07 You can't say Daddy to me - that turns me on !!!! - Rocky (OMG she is on crack)

10:08 ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW !!!!

10:13 You look beautiful. No- You look beautiful !!!

10:15 SSSSSUUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE - one girl's response to dating a guy named Austin

10:16 She said her favorite place was VEGAS. (sigh)

10:18 SHE'S VERY VANILLA FOR A CHOCOLATE GIRL. (this show cracks me up!)

10:19 Would you like to date her??? Welll...I'd like her in a street fight!

"They can kick my ass in a K-mart parking lot !!!"- Rocky (Wow. she is getting more and more insane as the day goes on)

10:24 Kanisha (a.k.a. LONDON DUPRIS) was worse than Rocky. That's brutal.

10:27 "If you're not on board, get the hell off!"- Steve (i love how he is out for blood)

10:27 HEY WHORES !!! - Taylor (YEAH SHE IS BACK !!!)

10:28 "I shouldn't have to give you an electric shocks to make you a pleasant person!"- Steve (this quote only further confirms a remake of "Shock Corridor")