Tough Love- EPISODE 2 !!!

9:02 UH OH. They don't seem too happy that Taylor is here.

9:03 Why are they hating on Taylor? They don't even know her.

THAT'S MY EFFIN' BED !!!! - Taylor

By seniority I am getting that bed. Like who cares so much about a bed ???

9:04 Today we are learning about Communication...at a theme park.

Seriously where are they getting these men from? They seem half-way decent. They must not be getting them from Craigslist.

9:06 Taylor looks like a deranged/broke ass OOMPA LOOMPA.

9:07 "I love Carnies" - Steve

9:08 Why do they have to wear a blindfold???

9:09 This is too much. They are getting dunked in the pool like carnies. I love it.

9:10 Ugh i am sick of seeing this commercial for "Did you hear about the morgans"? like for serious.

9:14 Why didn't they roll their pants legs up if they were sitting in a dunking pool?

9:15 "You're like the most amazing person I've ever met." - i wouldn't recommend saying that on a first date.

9:17 "My heart just melted and turned into the stuff that Gushers are made of". - Liz

9:18 YES!! They are getting makeovers.

9:20 "YOU LOOK LIKE SIMBA !!!" - Steve

9:21 This is like boot camp, they are the gonna shave their heads, dehumanize them and build them up again. It's like "Full Metal Jacket" !!!

Where are you going to go Taylor?? This is L.A.!!! You walking out of a salon and threatening to leave the show is an empty threat.

9:25 Taylor you look like you are wearing an Othello game!!!

9:29 These chicks went from unbeweaveable to unbelievable.

9:30 OMG these poor women is walking in to a BROKE ASS version of "Eyes Wide Shut".

9:31 Rocky is a stunt woman !!! Thank goodness this explains so much more.

9:33 The only think I know about Chicago is OPRAH. (okay man you need to get out more)

9:34 Angel is clearly too disillusioned from being a stripper...sigh.

9:42 Taylor and Rocky are the craziest bitches in the house.

Taylor's makeover went from Simba to Elvira. TRAGIC.

9:43 Group session!

9:44 Rocky did the best this week ! SURPRISE !

9:50 Don't say you want a boy girl, say you want a MAN !!!! Do I have to quote the spice girls everyday "I wanna man, not a boy who thinks he can" ("too much")

9:51 Ok he may not be the love of your love but he might be a barometer for what you do want. (good advice from Steve)

9:57 Taylor's reaction shots are the best!

9:58 "Steve is good cop and bad cop in one"- Lauren