Thursday, October 9, 2008

Sally Hansen to the Rescue!

I don't know if you have seen the NEWSWEEK
cover of Sarah Palin, but let me warn you right
now- It hasn't been retouched at all! Yikes!
Unfortunately for Sarah, her upper lip hair was
in full effect and her eyebrows needed to be
plucked like a chicken. Tragic! Just so you know
Sarah, SALLY HANSEN has great hair removal
solutions- you should check it out. The fact that
your sister owns a salon in Wasilla, makes me
not feel sorry for you. Girl, you had a hookup to
look better and you came out looking jacked up!
I bet you are worried that everyone is going to
figure out that your lips are tattooed too. Don't
worry Sarah it's still our little secret. HAHAHA!!!

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