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Dear Johnny Mac,
Yo John. We need to tawwk! If I were you I would watch your back. Sarah Palin is like Lady Macbeth- she wants to rise to the top! You might think that she is your trophy girl...but remind me again, what's the prize for third place? (That's right Sarah- you got dissed and dismissed!)
John- she knows that she sucks. She's latching on to you because you have a BUCKET LIST! Once she gets there she is going to slip some cyanide into your Ensure drink and than it's all over! Did you see "Godfather Part III"? Connie seems so sweet until she slips some old geezer a poisoned cannoli while he's sitting in the balcony of the opera. Watch out John, if Sarah wants to go see the "Marriage of Figaro" you say you have to go watch some "Honeymooners" reruns. (She'll believe that...it's totally plausible) ;-)
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