Dear Elizabeth,Hey girl. I just want you to know a few things.
1. I watch "The View" because my anger for you gives me enough energy to make it through day.
2. You are the poor man's Cindy McCain. (But I think you knew that one already- hehehe!)
3. I kind of wish that John McCain had picked you as his VP candidate because you are not a pit bull with lipstick but rather a rabid chihuahua. You would just annoy everyone so much that they would just acquiesce to defeat so you would leave their a$$ alone.
Sincerely,
The Blersian Excursion
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