Tough Love Episode 3!

Even before the show starts i learned "sexy is the square root of sex"

9:02 Confident, Fun, Approachable (Apparently this is what guys want)

9:03 Sexy was born the day that I was born! - Taylor

9:04 Is this the same Angel that strips ???

9:06 The quiet ones are always the freaks.

Oh snap! Steve flipped the script and showed the men their sexy photos!! Hilarity ensues.

9:19 ok i had a food break. (sorry about that...i shouldn't have left you without a dope beat to step to.)

9:20 I was "tickled pink" when i found out I was going cage fighting.- Liz

9:26 Why are they allowed to do sleeper holds on this show?

9:27 Ok business lady just transformed into Michelle Obama.

9:28 "If you are good on your feet, your probably good off your feet" - Steve
(what does this mean???)

9:30 Jenna needs to get it together. Look woman you're attractive!

9:31 Why are these women acting like they have never seen hot guys before???

9:36 This montage of dancing is CRAZY! i can't even describe this foolery.

9:39 Taylor fell asleep at the table. too much white wine. sigh- what else is old?

9:40 Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon. - Taylor

9:42 Sally is the "winner"!

9:49 Uhoh. do i or do i not date the cage fighter?

9:50 There are 2 in the hot seat! A "tough love" first.

For the Love of Ray J 2, Episode 3

11:03 And now we're off !!! THANK GOODNESS.

11:05 MZ BERRY is getting scared about her feeling for Ray. How about the feelings for your two kids who you left at home??? Yeah, let's talk about that !!!

11:05 I'm used to getting just what I want by smiling- ADORABLE

11:06 A warehouse? Costumes? Is this a porno?

11:07 Evan: Like Diddy needs MORE PUBLICITY.
Leila: I know right? This show comes on before "I wanna work for Diddy".

11:09 I have never had a photo shoot experience but I know how to dress men - ADORABLE

11:14 A bed is the symbol of the night. - FLOSSY

11:16 They have taken Sean John and Ray J to the moon. Maybe that's a good thing.

11:17 He looked like a gangsta gymnast - LUSCIOUS

11:21 JAGUAR and Ray J solo date. Seems like you just reused the Sean John set to make the date. Lame.

11:24 Flippin' the script...now Ray J is taking photos of JAGUAR.

11:25 How can JAGUAR not want to kiss Ray J ?? Like why are you prancing around in panties if you're not interested in at least a smooch? Ray J got rejected 2 times- hahahahahaa.

Seriously the replay of the failed kiss (#2) was EPIC. God bless the editors of this show.

11:30 I'm keepin' it one hunded (meaning: I'm keeping it one hundred percent honest) - Ray J

11:31 We would have came back with chapped lips. That's how much I would have been kissing him. - EXTRA

11:32 A jacuzzi is a perfect place for people to get to know one another.- Ray J

11:33 Can you imagine calling your mom asking her for a pep talk for being on "For the Love of Ray J"???

11:37 Every time I watch this show it makes me so happy I don't have in L.A.

11:38 You know what I like about you? How much you say "like". - Ray J

11:39 I can see that PLATINUM's days are numbered. She's not dynamic enough to me.

11:40 I took them to a BOMB ASS hamburger spot. - Ray J

11:41 Revelation: Heartbreaker is a stripper!!!

HEARTBREAKER can make her booty clap???? I ain't seen her booty make no kind of applause!!!- Ray J

11:42 She's acting like I'm a stripper full-time. I just get on the pole when there is nothing to do at the bar. - HEARTBREAKER

11:43 ADORABLE - get it together. It's a competition!!!

11:49 Yes Ray J speaks in the 3rd person, you're not going crazy.

11:51 HEARTBREAKER is a Latina Amy Winehouse.

11:52 Three girls, 1 glass. I'm on the edge of my seat.

11:53 Is that Popper P-O-P-P-E-R or Pauper P-A-U-P-E-R ??? - Hayley

11:54 Does he work for Orville Redenbacher????- Hayley

11:59 JAGUAR got a glass. ADORABLE goes home. Can't wait for next week !!!

Tough Love- EPISODE 2 !!!

9:02 UH OH. They don't seem too happy that Taylor is here.

9:03 Why are they hating on Taylor? They don't even know her.

THAT'S MY EFFIN' BED !!!! - Taylor

By seniority I am getting that bed. Like who cares so much about a bed ???

9:04 Today we are learning about Communication...at a theme park.

Seriously where are they getting these men from? They seem half-way decent. They must not be getting them from Craigslist.

9:06 Taylor looks like a deranged/broke ass OOMPA LOOMPA.

9:07 "I love Carnies" - Steve

9:08 Why do they have to wear a blindfold???

9:09 This is too much. They are getting dunked in the pool like carnies. I love it.

9:10 Ugh i am sick of seeing this commercial for "Did you hear about the morgans"? like for serious.

9:14 Why didn't they roll their pants legs up if they were sitting in a dunking pool?

9:15 "You're like the most amazing person I've ever met." - i wouldn't recommend saying that on a first date.

9:17 "My heart just melted and turned into the stuff that Gushers are made of". - Liz

9:18 YES!! They are getting makeovers.

9:20 "YOU LOOK LIKE SIMBA !!!" - Steve

9:21 This is like boot camp, they are the gonna shave their heads, dehumanize them and build them up again. It's like "Full Metal Jacket" !!!

Where are you going to go Taylor?? This is L.A.!!! You walking out of a salon and threatening to leave the show is an empty threat.

9:25 Taylor you look like you are wearing an Othello game!!!

9:29 These chicks went from unbeweaveable to unbelievable.

9:30 OMG these poor women is walking in to a BROKE ASS version of "Eyes Wide Shut".

9:31 Rocky is a stunt woman !!! Thank goodness this explains so much more.

9:33 The only think I know about Chicago is OPRAH. (okay man you need to get out more)

9:34 Angel is clearly too disillusioned from being a stripper...sigh.

9:42 Taylor and Rocky are the craziest bitches in the house.

Taylor's makeover went from Simba to Elvira. TRAGIC.

9:43 Group session!

9:44 Rocky did the best this week ! SURPRISE !

9:50 Don't say you want a boy girl, say you want a MAN !!!! Do I have to quote the spice girls everyday "I wanna man, not a boy who thinks he can" ("too much")

9:51 Ok he may not be the love of your love but he might be a barometer for what you do want. (good advice from Steve)

9:57 Taylor's reaction shots are the best!

9:58 "Steve is good cop and bad cop in one"- Lauren

WHO SMASHED THE HOMEY ???

11:01 Excuse youuuuuu how you gonna draw Ray J like a criminal? My baby is not a criminal! (OMG she acted like she was drawing a sketch for a broke ass "America's Most Wanted" episode)

11:03 "Broke ass" is the phrase of the night because now this show has turned into a broke ass "America's Best Dance Crew! Playa Please....or in spanish "jugador por favor"

11:05 One female is looking familiar ! Real familiar ! - (DJ DRE SINATRA re: One of the girls in the crew- uh oh i think he is the homey that got smashed!)

11:11 I hope that Luscious lied about being celibate cuz that would be awesome.

11:12 Like for serious I can't stand LaLa. She is a cow and the worst MTV vj in history/herstory.

11:13 EXTRA said they prayed before they went out on stage. She is going to fall from grace soon and it's going to be unforgettable. I can feel it.

11:13 Why does everyone hate STRIPPERS ????

11:15 Okay the blue team got BOOED. Sting Rays ? Lame ass name.

11:16 The editing between Luscious and the DJ is too much !!! I want to meet the editors of this program and give them a big hug.

11:20 It's a commercial and I am on the edge of my seat! What will happen between Luscious and Ray-J ??? Can he get over her smashing the homey??? Inquiring minds want to know!

11:21 Lala looks like someone but I can't put my finger on it. OKAY...wait I kinda got it. It's a mix between Raven Symone and one of the Sister, Sister twins. Something like that.

11:23 CALIENTE- ¿¿¿ porqué estás llorando ???? :-(

11:24 LUSCIOUS and PLATINUM are in my bathroom!

11:25 MZ BERRY- llllllaaaaaddddddddyyyyyyyy in red!

11:26 LAVA is a man-eater and man-beater !!! I can't wait for her to erupt !!!

11:27 I want to take them to the club. Something "urbanrific" !!!! - Ray J

11:28 LAVA is freakin' this dude like it's going out of style. This is sooooo not grown n' sexy.

11:29 Sleep with one eye open Ray-j because LAVA is insane. Now I am thinking she might be the DANGER of this house.

11:30 "Did LAVA just order me to stay in my room?? Like I am grounded ????"- Ray J

11:32 "The things I'm learnin', the got me concernin'" - (Lauren's take on Ray J's predicament)

11:34 "Why does every movie that takes place outside of NY have a bear in it?" - Lauren re: commercial for that new movie with SJP and Hugh Grant

11:35 "WANNA BE BAPTIZED" ????? - Ray J's line in the hot tub

11:36 "Fatal Attraction 2" starring LAVA !!!

11:38 Okay seriously LAVA needs to get MOLLY WHOPPED. She is a hot mess.

11:39 JUST RIGHT looks like a broke ass version of the platinum blonde chick in the "Big Poppa" video. You know who I am talking about? The one in the hot tub?

11:41 Do you know him?.......Do you KNOW him? ;-)

11:42 "He's my friend on Twitter" (LUSCIOUS regarding her relationship between Luscious and the DJ Dre Sinatra That's some bullshit and you know it!!!)

11:43 PLATINUM- you have known LUSCIOUS for like 2 days (max!!!). Why are you crying about how she smashed a homey and how this might affect her chances with RAY J???

11:49 WHAT IS CALIENTE (NOT) WEARING ????

11:50 Literally EXOTICA is wearing her underwear to the elimination ceremony.

11:51 Wait a minute? (PUN INTENDED....cuz that's a RAY J song)....are 2 girls going home tonight ??? DOUBLE THE CRYING !!!!

11:53 Okay this Subway commercial is creepy as all hell !!!

11:57 LAVA got kicked to the curb along with JUST RIGHT. Good riddance!

Jaguar is wearing red-lipstick with a black/white dress. It looks like a zebra got slaughtered.

11:58 "She's dressed like an 80s mob wife" - Lauren re: Luscious' outfit (I agree Lauren)

OMG can't wait till next week. Arrrrghhhh when is DANGER coming back ??? I can't wait to be trapped in the "DANGER ZONE".

TOUGH LOVE SEASON 2 (SEASON PREMIERE) !!!

OMG my roommate just told me that this episode is 1.5 hours !!


9:00 PM 20,000 women applied to this show !!!

9:01 OMG is Taylor back ??? To what do I owe this pleasure??

9:03 "Nobody knows single women like I do!" - Steve

9:03 How could you pick 8 women out of 20,000? That's quite a task.

9:04 OMG i noticed that Drew Barrymore is an executive producer of this. Good grief.

9:06 Rocky is a broke ass Joan Jett. And she has 32 ANIMALS at her house????
Oh this is going to be a hot tranny mess for sure.

9:09 Miss Gold Digger has an alias. London Dupris ??? Could your name be any faker ????

You should have named her Miss Thang! That would have been way cooler.

9:11 TEN WEEKS !!!! YESSSSS!!!!!!!!

9:15 I hate these damn Nuva Ring commercials. So insulting.

9:17 They have to write down that they want in a man on a blow up doll. AWESOME.

9:20 Damn. Steve is schooling these chicks. WOW.

9:21 I am a gold digger ???? We are in a recession right now!!! (that was her retort !!! hahahaaha)

9:28 Oh for heavens sake he is calling their asses out in the middle of Universal Studios. He is cutthroat.

9:31 the MOST LOWEST self-esteem ??? I think you mean the LEAST ??? - Lauren (my housemate)

9:32 Get plastic surgery if you are not happy! You need to see Dr. Phil. Ummmm hello! Dr. Phil is not a plastic surgeon.

9:33 You see that much cake on your face then something is wrong. (so i guess less is more, when it comes to make-up)

9:36 OMG. New Project. Remake the film "Shock Corridor" with Steve Ward. SHOCK THERAPY!

9:38 "She looks just like that guy from Aerosmith...Steve Tyler"- Aaron (my housemate)

9:43 The flower on Angel's head is ridick.

9:45 Promise Ring ??? What am I - a Jonas Brother ???

9:47 All of Rocky's luggage was just a speaker.

9:49 Oh for heaven's sake I am so not over Rocky's rap. I thought that she was a broke ass Joan Jett, now she is a broke ass Eminem.

9:49 That elevator is GOING DOWN- TO UNEMPLOYMENT!! -Aaron (re: a commercial that i didn't see because i was typing)

9:52 Fill the emotional potholes in your life !!! That's deep !!!

9:57 It's not like we're going to the Waldorf.

9:59 I love how Steve is actually driving them to this speed dating thing. He is like their dad.

10:03 SPEED DATING !!!!! There were 32 flavors of deliciousness and i wanted to sample them all !!!

10:04 Kanisha looked like she was doing quality control on an assembly line !!!

10:05 I like your shirt. That's a tree !!!! Okay Captain Obvious!!

10:06 You have a John Deere tattoo on your ass. You are special !!!

10:07 You can't say Daddy to me - that turns me on !!!! - Rocky (OMG she is on crack)

10:08 ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW !!!!

10:13 You look beautiful. No- You look beautiful !!!

10:15 SSSSSUUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE - one girl's response to dating a guy named Austin

10:16 She said her favorite place was VEGAS. (sigh)

10:18 SHE'S VERY VANILLA FOR A CHOCOLATE GIRL. (this show cracks me up!)

10:19 Would you like to date her??? Welll...I'd like her in a street fight!

"They can kick my ass in a K-mart parking lot !!!"- Rocky (Wow. she is getting more and more insane as the day goes on)

10:24 Kanisha (a.k.a. LONDON DUPRIS) was worse than Rocky. That's brutal.

10:27 "If you're not on board, get the hell off!"- Steve (i love how he is out for blood)

10:27 HEY WHORES !!! - Taylor (YEAH SHE IS BACK !!!)

10:28 "I shouldn't have to give you an electric shocks to make you a pleasant person!"- Steve (this quote only further confirms a remake of "Shock Corridor")